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things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick)

At the grocery store

  • Woman:

    *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.

  • Woman:

    Here's why. You don't respect me.

  • Woman:

    You called me a whore in front of my children.

  • Me:

    *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*

  • Woman:

    You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.

  • Woman:

    Because even she know you a piece of shit.

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